Those of you who have read our previous fruit flavored snack review know our feelings about The Amazing Spider-Man fruit flavored snacks. Well we decided to try out Batman fruit flavored snacks, read more after the break:

For some strange reason we assumed that the Batman fruit flavored snacks would taste different in some way. But then we remembered that they are both by Betty Crocker, maker of such products as cake mix. Turns out, they’re exactly the fucking same. No difference in taste, or even flavors, at all.

In fact, there are many striking similarities. For instance, the covers prove to be extremely similar. Take a look yourselves…

Or the backs of the boxes…

Betty Crocker, why can’t you make these fruit flavored snacks taste as different as the characters on the box? You make such delicious cake mixes, and frankly, I’m surprised Marvel hasn’t sued you for your improper portrayal of Spider-man as less badass when compared to Batman, and making the two taste the same. Based on the packaging, Batman looks much cooler – with his arms outstretched, ready to kick some ass. Spider-Man’s box just don’t have the same edge to it.

The simple fact is Batman and Spider-Man are different heroes and as such should have different tastes about them. It would be nice to be able to say “Gee, I could really go for something Batman flavored” and then have the satisfaction of eating a snack with a taste developed especially for The Dark Knight. But no, we can’t have that satisfaction because every time we look at a box we remember that no matter the hero on the front they all taste the exact same. What’s the point? Why bother? What the hell?