Shia Labeouf As Robin!?! The Dark Knight Sequel Rumors Have Gone Too Far!!!

I know that as an Internet user I must be prepared to read about ludicrous speculation every time I go online.  But just because I know I must put with crazy rumors certainly doesn’t mean I have to like it.

Even though several months have passed, I still find myself nursing scars from the Dark Knight pre-release speculation; truly it nearly killed me.  Yet somehow I managed to survive the months and months of insane rumors including the “Fake Joker Theory” and the “Zip Line Accident”.

After living through the craziness of the Dark Knight rumor mill I began bracing for the inevitable; I readied myself for the Dark Knight sequel speculation.  I thought I was ready but boy was I wrong.  Despite Dark Knight being released only a little over 5 months ago, the rumors for the sequel have already reached a disheartening degree of madness.

Steven Seagal to Karate Chop Vampires in 2009

I just found this trailer for a movie I had never heard of until now called Against the Dark starring Steven Seagal.  Apparently the movie is about him leading a team of vampire hunters during a vampire apocalypse.  Being a huge fan of zombie apocalypse movies this appeals to me.  Have there been any vampire apocalypse films in the past or is this the first?  Regardless, I’m sure this movie will suck, but it’ll provide oh so many laughs for  the children me.

Did I Sell My Soul to Doritos for Achievement Points?

Probably.

Video Game Review: Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon (360)

Despite having played and disliked the original Destroy All Humans! I figured that the latest installment may have fixed any problems I had with it.  Well I can safely say after completing the game in its entirety, achievements and all, that this game is just as bad, if not worse, than the others and I completely hate it.